im a high-functioning sociopath and you're watching disney channel
unacastrated teen female hamster

the-dan-under-the-phil:

Well ok


theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you


nyqu1l:

thefrogman:

I’m confident this guy is a jackass. 

bless frogman oh my god


givemeinternet:

Classic Kanye


lanturd:

When a hot person comes up to you

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“Hey your friend is cute”

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gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker



danhowellsbitch:

Obviously you’d be the mum Dan


spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 


not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something



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