sunshine and city lights
truth out im 15 socially awkward and super cute but curses like a sailor sorry its in my blood i love oreos and no one wants to fuck me because i look like voldemort. oh and my name is mou.
NEW GIRL, 2.25 - Elaine’s big day
"I'm hardly the sexiest man in the world. I'm a bit of a geek."
HER FACE JUST SCREAMS THAT SHE’S GOING TO KILL HIM
AGAIN
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me
Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.
His eyes are green
he’s 7 inches tall
he weighs 5
his first name is Mr.
Drunk Sherlock
